Thought
🗳️ What If We Ran Companies Like the 2024 Election?
Picture this: Your CEO succession plan involves campaign rallies in the meeting rooms and attack ads in the cafeteria...
"Janet from Accounting CLAIMS she'll upgrade the coffee machine, but her expense reports tell a different story! Paid for by Engineers for Steve."
As I'm refreshing election results tonight (and stress-eating Oreos), I can't help but imagine corporate America running on election rules:
Two-year leadership transitions (Shareholders: "TWO YEARS?!")
Primary debates by department ("Engineering, what's your position on casual Friday?")
Former CEOs trying to return ("Make Marketing Great Again!")
Campaign merchandise ("I'm With People Ops")
Super PACs funded by the office snack budget
Having witnessed multiple corporate leadership transitions, I'm fascinated by how democracy works differently in business than in government. Let me put on my accountant hat for a moment.
📊 The Numbers Game
In business, I can tell you down to the penny how much we spent on sticky notes last quarter.
Government? Try measuring the ROI on national morale. My Excel formulas are sweating just thinking about it.
💼 The Stakeholder Shuffle
Corporate world: Unhappy investors can sell.
Government world: Citizens are born into this "company." No pressure!
⏰ Time Horizons
Me: "Here's our 5-year projection..."
Government: "Cool. Here's our 50-year Social Security plan."
Me: close my Excel!
🎯 The ROI Reality
Business metrics: Revenue, profit, growth
Government metrics: How do you quantify the value of public parks? (Trust me, I've tried. This formula is impossible to compound.)
Here's the kicker: While businesses can choose their markets, the government has to serve everyone. Imagine if we had to keep that one printer everyone hates forever because it's constitutionally protected!
Real talk: My appreciation for these systems grows with each election cycle. Different rules for different goals – and maybe that's precisely how it should be.
A company is not a democracy. 😎
Question: How would your company's last leadership transition have looked with campaign slogans? ("Make Spreadsheets Exciting Again"?) 😄
Also, add creative "corporate election" scenarios to the comments! 🙌
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PS: Wrong formulas in Excel hurt. Bad policy decisions hurt more. I hope you voted today🗳️